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I'm Sarah. I'm 18. This is just a blog of random stuff I guess. I have a twitter where I complain about how hungry and tired I am all the time. Don't be afraid to leave me an ask! But seriously you should.
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queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

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queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*wakes up from long coma* *rubs eyes* what kidz bop are we on

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taxicar:

tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows

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henrybearthebear:

ligaments:

does anyone else read the lips of people on gifs to figure out which part of the subtitles they are saying

And then get annoyed that they’re saying like 3 of the 20 words.

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rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

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shitshilarious:

"whats for dinner mom?"
“A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass”

shitshilarious:

"whats for dinner mom?"

A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass

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tacoposey:

laurynsworld:

tacoposey:

on a scale of one to ten how ashamed do you think tumblr is to have the same logo font as toddlers and tiaras 

image

jesus christ

did u think i was lying

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y’all fvcked with the wrong bitch

y’all fvcked with the wrong bitch

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jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

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